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9. knees
This is a name that was given to my friend who is younger than me but has horrible knees. I mean, this guy has it bad, he is worse than an old man already.
We are gonna play basketball later, call up knees and see if he wants to play.
by bakedfosho Apr 22, 2004 add a video
1. knees
the shorter way of saying on your knees (telling someone to get down on their knees and suck your dick)
said like this: knees bitch! now!
by Dirty Ed Apr 7, 2005 add a video
2. knees
A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.
*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES
3. Knees
Where a girl is only hot enough to give you head. nothing more.
Lewis: Ahhhh mate, check that bird out at the bar
Sammy: Shes pretty Knees mate
Groom: Yup, Knees
Paul: Knees, Knees
Dave: What? Nahh, she'll turn me down
4. knees
body part between both legs. no its not pussy asshole!
Teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
Jhonny : d*ck
teacher: good!

Teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
jack : knees
teacher: thats an old one kid!
5. Knees
Knees is a term for someone who is lower than a cunt. Basically the an extreme insult for someone whose actions and/or words deserve a harsher derogatory term (i.e someone who is worse than a cunt)
Jeff: Not only did Ron make fun of Hanks dead mother, but he killed Hanks dog and raped his sister!
Carl: What a cunt!
Jeff: No. He's lower than a cunt. He's knees.
6. knees
A rarely used slang term for breasts.
Those are some really nice /knees/.
7. knees
The part of a naked chick you try not to look at.
Well I had a boner but I accidentally looked at her knees and it went away.

Knees are so gross.

Tim: I find knees kind of sexy! They look handsome on a woman!
Greg: *rapes Tim's mom in front of him*
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