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A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.
*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES
by GrazerMagic April 19, 2011
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The absolute worst place to be hit with an arrow.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then, I took an arrow in the knee.
by aqpw December 21, 2011
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the shorter way of saying on your knees (telling someone to get down on their knees and suck your dick)
said like this: knees bitch! now!
by Dirty Ed April 07, 2005
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It's when you're dancing with a girl, you take your knee and rub it against her crotch/vagina.
That girl couldn't dance, so I gave her the knee.
by Jan+JR July 20, 2009
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Where a girl is only hot enough to give you head. nothing more.
Lewis: Ahhhh mate, check that bird out at the bar
Sammy: Shes pretty Knees mate
Groom: Yup, Knees
Paul: Knees, Knees
Dave: What? Nahh, she'll turn me down
by Paul Halliday January 20, 2008
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body part between both legs. no its not pussy asshole!
Teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
Jhonny : d*ck
teacher: good!

Teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
jack : knees
teacher: thats an old one kid!
by gr33day April 09, 2008
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A code word for boobs. Generally used when you don't want to use the proper name.
"Oh damn!, I hurt my knees"
by COBRAKIY July 05, 2016
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