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karled

Did you see Steve last night? He was so Karled he passed out in his bowl of chicken noodle soup.

karled by Karl Olson September 9, 2006

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sweet, hardcore, rebellious, radical... tuite is wrong it is not a gnarley its definitely knarley.

:dude i just backflipped of a 200 ft building

:awesome that was so KNARLEY

knarley by Max R April 30, 2005

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The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.

Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick

karled by Piezo August 11, 2006

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My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

Karled by Heva Davis February 11, 2022

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Being fired without warning because your boss does not like you.

No dude... I don't want to ger karled!

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When you do something spectacular and everybody is in awe of your ability to carry out a certain task to perfection

Oh he has really karled it there

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