knacked 

Shortened version of "knackered". When you are so knackered you don't even have the strength to say "knackered" and can only go as far as "knacked".

The wife made me work out this morning. I'm totally knacked.

knacked by guckpup June 12, 2010

karked 

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

karked by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005

knacked out 

1) A person who is exhibiting one or more of the following symptoms or habits: sleep deprivation, indifference to the world, lack of motor skills, no motivation to exist on earth any longer, poor decision making, and the occasional urge to kill yourself. Becoming knacked out is usually a result of intense mental or physical duress over long periods of time.

Those fucking pledges were knacked out.

knacked out by amateur philosopher January 25, 2011

knerked chicken 

When someone puts a spicy chicken wing into some elses rectum and pulls it out and eats it.

Last night i ate knerked chicken with my momma.

knerked chicken by harry gooch March 21, 2008

knick knacked 

Feeling tired.

"Mate im Knick knacked Gonna hit the hay"

knick knacked by *CharmZ* March 23, 2009

Knacked 

Sexual slang (U.K, East Midlands, South Yorkshire, Lancashire (localised) :When men brag to their mates about sex with a very attractive women.
EG:

"I can't believe I knacked her"?

Anecdotally lying or exaggerating popping a girls cherry.

E.G:

"I knacked her ya know?"

Or similarly gloating about "breaking in" or "destroying" a supposed virgin (slang for wild, kinky, hard or just passionate sex) a woman known to be classy, and/or hard-to-get (usually to other lads). Or anal sex with a women :

"I PROPER knacked her!"

Conventionally among friends being deliberately as innapropriate, forthcoming or sexist, common as possible by replacing: "Knacked her."

With: "knacked that"

"I knacked her ya know?"

"I PROPER knacked her."

"Can't believe I knacked her/that"

Knacked by Rixta1010 June 6, 2018

Knaked 

When you're so fucking knackered that even saying the word is too much effort.

Sometimes misspent as 'Naiked'

Mate 1: Yo man how was that skatty jungle rave last night?
Mate 2: Was sick man, i'm knaked as fuck though.

Knaked by PrangyDino January 12, 2017