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Knaack of Time 

"Knack of time" (American English expression): When you wake up after noon hungover and dehydrated but still manage to annoy tf out of your friends and make it to a recreational activity several hours late.
Although she awoke with a raspy shriek of a voice still grasping a Tomahawk Steak bone from the night before, she managed pack a light bag of essentials and arrived to the river just in the Knaack of Time for a totally tubular rafting adventure!
Knaack of Time by orchidromance February 21, 2024
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Thomas Knaack Logic 

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.
1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”
Thomas Knaack Logic by Bbecks February 1, 2025
The best video game ever made babyyyy
Knack 2 has the best gramphics and the best grameplay.
Knack 2 by BiffSniffer82 July 22, 2019

The knack 

The knack is a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition of all things mechanical and electrical and utter social ineptitude.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has "The knack"
Mother: Can he lead a normal life??
Doctor: No. He'll be an engineer.
Mother: Oh no...
Doctor: There there.
The knack by OsakanOne December 18, 2008

Have a Knack For

To possess talent in a certain skill.
Who knew that Perry had such a knack for linguistics?

fat knacker 

contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.

(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!

Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
abbreviation
short for 'knackered', this word is used in England to describe something that is utterly pants or lame.
Mate: Yo, bruv look at my man's fit. It's so dead!
Me: Yeah, man. Shit is knacks