Covering your crabs with gonorrhea ooze, sticking them up a corpse's ass, pulling them out, putting them back in the dead woman's pussy, licking them up, vomiting them out, and having a sex slave eat them and chew them up and spit them back into your mouth, i.e. the most disgusting act humanly imaginable.
Klurg is so fucking vile I can not even think of an example to express my disgust.
by Glime Masta July 16, 2003
The onomatopoeic sound of two sexual bodies coming together and the moisture between them escaping whilst being moved--plunger-like effect.
All I could hear from their bedroom was klurg klurg klurg!
by James Frohlich January 07, 2009