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4. klump
tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!
klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.
by albert einstein Feb 6, 2003 add a video
1. klump
A womans vagina, beef curtains, hairy axe wound and such, often referred to as a slang reference.
It stinks of fucking klump on here
2. Klump
A kid with a penis thats as brown as a tree trunk but skin couler is white
dude look at that kids ND klump
3. Klump
1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
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