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6.
tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!
klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.
by albert einstein February 06, 2003
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1.
Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013
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2.
Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.
Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!
by DaddyVanderSloot January 21, 2014
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3.
A womans vagina, beef curtains, hairy axe wound and such, often referred to as a slang reference.
It stinks of fucking klump on here
by Uganja January 04, 2007
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4.
1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
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5.
A kid with a penis thats as brown as a tree trunk but skin couler is white
dude look at that kids ND klump
by S.DOT KYD May 23, 2009
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