klukow 

to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.

Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.

klukow by sguire August 21, 2012

Kukold

Kukold (verb) - to make a non-Kuki person (usually male) actively support Kuki's lies and propaganda, by bribing them with money, drugs, and/or Kuki women.

Bro, it looks like you've been kukolded. You've been parroting Kukis' lies all the time.

Kukold by zollywords July 23, 2023

krukolibidinous

The act of crotch watching. No matter how hard you try to keep your eyes up at face level, they just keep being drawn down to gaze at some guy's package

I was perving beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts I just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous I am.

krukolibidinous by That's Life... June 9, 2012

Kluzoo 

The act of being intoxicated with weed, lean & prescription pills that put you in a euphoric state and awareness is significantly decreased

Reggie : hey Harry you don't look alright, what is wrong?
Harry : hey man I'm going kluzoo

Kluzoo by QUESTION MARK November 8, 2020

koukouves alex 

When you are bad at tennis.

Guy (1):Look , this guy is so bad at tennis
Guy(2): Yeah , he is koukouves alex

koukouves alex by O mpampas tou kouk papapapapa August 16, 2022

Klokov 

adjective. 1. epic, but more.

verb. 1. to be epic (esp. in lifting massive weights over one's head in a quick and efficient manner) but more.

adjective. Used in sentence: Klokov is klokov.

verb. "Amber will klokov the barbell when she gets back to the platform.

Klokov by cdutychad January 2, 2012

koukontenshi 

A person who goes into threads, journals, blogs, posts and insults the person in a way that almost looks like they arn't. (See Example A.)

A koukontenshi is also a hypocrit since its most likely thier own blog is filled with things seen in example B.

Example A:
User 1: Sigh, I'm feeling a little lonely today
User 2: Oh how sad, perhaps you should build a raft for that river of tears.
User 1: your really pulling a koukontenshi with that post.

Example B:
koukontenshi journal: Oh my, I am sick again, I shall have to make more appointments with the hospital to see what is killing me, oh woe is me, i hope I am okay.

koukontenshi by Rabbitpunch March 6, 2005