klp 

The best CS clan out there (killer Little People)

OMFG!!! KLP just hacked the shit out of me!

klp by Unfathomed November 3, 2003

lil klp

The biggest pussy slayer on earth

You are such a "lil klp"

lil klp by BiggestPussySlayer November 2, 2017

KLPD 

Hindi / Urdu acronym / abbreviation of the literal words "Khade Lund Par Dhoka", with the literal meaning "Cheated with my penis erect". It is reasonably interpreted as "left holding my dick". While the terminology is sexual, the connotation is general, as in "Fucked". A close English equivalent is "SNAFU", which stands for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up", a term believed to have originated in the US Army during WW-II. As in SNAFU, KLPD also refers to any mistake, trouble, or a generally bad situation.

Suppose I send an email intended for my extramarital girlfriend to my wife by mistake. That's a grade 1 KLPD.

KLPD by paramgyani August 21, 2009

KLPC 

Khade L*nd Pe Corona : When your relationship is going really really well and all of a sudden a covid induced lockdown is imposed leading to you guys breaking up.

Bhai 2nd wave mei kya KLPC hua unn dono ka.

KLPC by mastixddd May 21, 2021

KLPD 

Khade Lund Pe Dhoka

Abe yaar KLPD ho gayi..

KLPD by Nikhil November 6, 2003

KLPD 

" its an abbreviation for the phrase "khare lund pe dhoka".... its a hindi term to signify when a person is expecting something to happen but it doesnt at the last minute. the english translation to the term is "to backflip when u have a hard on"...

shit! the cancelled party was a complete KLPD

KLPD by shridharsudhir January 21, 2010

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