Man god.

A dick got bitten by a Cinnaminson Werewolf, and every cresent moon a weiner gets hairy and grows teeth

God is a fundamental principal of Mythology. Gods are magical omnipotent beings who possess abilities, knowledge or insight greater then those of mortal man. They may represent and embody the concept good or evil, forces of nature, the natural elements, and almost any action or idea such as; luck, fertility, revenge, and war.

Most Modern Mythologies such as; Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism Shintoism, Taoism, Freemasonry, Rosicrucians, Wicca, and Mormonism entertain the belief in one all powerful God or Goddess, or a small group of Gods. Hinduism, entertains the belief in a larger group of Gods.

The most common Modern God is decedent from Canaan Mythology. The God named El (Father of Gods, creator of things, Symbolized as a bull ) was spread initially by the early Jewish people, who renamed him Yahweh and stopped the idolatry of the bull. El had two sons, Dawn and Dusk, and a Wife Asherah (later called Shekinah or Matronit) who were worshiped by the Jewish people until 6th century B.C. The Characteristics of the God Mithras were incorporated into Yahweh to form the Mythology of Jesus and Christianity between 0 and 100A.D.

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

The act of sticking your dick which is covered in buffalo sauce up your partners ass then proceding to anal sex.

Jocular German reverse double entendre denoting:

1. A Jewish Penis, or any abnormally small and/or circumcised non-Jewish penis. Due to the Oriental Caucasoid racial origin of Israelites ('Abraham's Children in the Genome Era: Major Jewish Diaspora Populations Comprise Distinct Genetic Clusters with Shared Middle Eastern Ancestry' Gil Atzmon et al. Amer J of Human Genetics. 86.6 {3 Jun 2010} 850-859) & generations of Talmudic inbreeding ('Jewish Genetic Disorders: A Layman's Guide' Ernest L Abel. Jefferson, NC: McFarland, 2001; 'Genetic diseases among Jews' A Adam. Isr J Med Sci 9.9 {Sep-Oct 1973} 1383-92), the Asian 'Judenpimmel' is naturally smaller than the North European German Penis, which is in turn below the average European Penis. However, while thus inferior to the Nordic 'Germanen-Schwanz' in terms of both depth of penetration of the 'Scheide' (vagina) & horizontal distension of the 'Fotze' (vulva), the Oriental Semitic Penis is superior with regard to intelligence of...