anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

anna klosiewicz by annaklozzie July 14, 2021

abel klose 

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

abel klose by anonymous August 20, 2022

karlie kloss 

Super hot model over 6 feet tall that is a close friend of Taylor Swift. Is extremely sexy.

"Oh my God! That woman is a total Karlie Kloss."

karlie kloss by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

Klosk

A cool guy from Southside Oxnard.

Guy: Who are you?
Klosk: Klosk
Guy: Oh shit! I'm talking to Klosk!

Klosk by Gregoryroberts October 18, 2008

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

Chuck Klosterman by Haydoom December 22, 2008

kloska

A stupid last name of fucking awesome german people. Kloska's usually give free rimjobs and love it in the ass but are not gay.

"you are such a kloska!"

kloska by soccerpro006 December 16, 2011

Josh Kloss 

Man god.

My goodness, he is soo attractive. What a Josh Kloss!

Josh Kloss by thischick92 July 29, 2012