A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.
Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.
1. (n) A very appetizing ice cream treat
2. (n) A large black penis
1) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.
Stronger - Kanye West
An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.
When it's hot out, the best treat is a Klondike bar.
Title for a cold-hearted lesbian.
I always eat out that bitch with a passion and she acts like she doesn't give a shit. What a fucking klondike!
(v) - A sexual act consisting of a white woman being voluntarily pommeled in between two strong black males. Usually the white woman is unable to walk/stand for a long amount of time.
Me: Hey you hear Lacy is in a coma?
Friend: Yeah, I heard she was thrown around by some fellas the other night.
Me: Yeah, she was hot for being so trashy.
Friend: Yeah she went from hot to being fucked cold.
Me: That's why they call it a klondike.
Girl 1: Why are we in Aurora?
Girl 2: I want to get a klondike.
Girl 1: We should have gotten a dd.
An excruciatingly uncool middle-aged man. White socks with sandals, bermuda shorts, almost always republican, no regard for his family's emotional well-being. Remember Cliff from "Cheers"?
John Ratzenberger, 70 percent of dads, most politicians.
"look at this klondike. Where'd you get those pants, world war one?"
Name for a bisexual or lesbian girl, when you don't want it to be obvious
"Dude is that her girlfriend?"
'Yeah didn't you know she was a Klondike?'