Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
The secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins... But, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums pussy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to Buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk That cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! Then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see... The secret... The answer... The code... The key to everything... The secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!
The secretfinder: Dude!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!
by doublebruh January 2, 2015
What would you do for a klondike bar, would you eat it? shoot a load on it? What would you do for a klondie bar?
by eddieboy1 400 February 12, 2010
by tupacshakur32 June 2, 2006
The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010
A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
by Luigi August 6, 2004
Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009