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kleakers 

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.
Last night's victim had kleakers
kleakers by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

klonkers 

Another name for ladder golf balls.
I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.
klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017
someone who always has to be correct whether about historical or scientific matters (even if that person isnt actually right)
Katie always corrects me, she's such a bloody klocker!
klocker by Sisquat February 12, 2009
A type of sausage normally quite Large
Look at the size of that Klonker !
klonker by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019

kroakers 

An extreme spelling of "croakers," which means "people who are dying."
The venue for tonight's show in {retirement destination} is "Kroakers."
kroakers by jetcity23 May 16, 2014

Honka-galonker-klonkers 

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"