Flinkering 

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

Flinkering by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.

I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job

koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013

kinnering 

Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.

Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!

kinnering by Anna-Rose April 29, 2008

Kindering 

To share a fictional story of intercourse or to exaggerate a story that never happend

I was at the bar and a girl with huge tits was eying me all night hey bro stop kindering me

Kindering by philly543 September 11, 2016

Kindering 

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day.

The dapper old chap got jailed for Kindering a polizei car...

Kindering by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Kindering 

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day

The grumpy old fart got charged for Kindering a polizei car in Chairmany

Kindering by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!

Klittering by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015