Klern 

another word for cigarette

lets go smoke a klern

lets blern a klern

Klern by Teech and Kirby November 16, 2009

Klein Bottling 

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

Klein Bottling by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

john kern 

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

john kern by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Klein Time

What Happens When Mr. Klein And The Gang Roll Up On All Of Them Hoes And Slip Into Their Crevices

HELL YEAH BOYS! IT'S KLEIN TIME WITH THE TREE

Klein Time by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019

Kierna 

A woman who exceeds all others in beauty and intelligence. Kierna's are strong-willed, but tender-hearted, and often fail to see the beauty that others see in them.

Keep it up, and one day you'll be a Kierna.

Kierna by The_Definator February 10, 2010

kleenex friendship 

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015