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A poor (money-wise) prostitute who steals things from the house they have paid sex at.
Dude 1:Hey bro guess what, I did a prostitute last night and when I payed her, I saw my diamond ring on her finger.

Dude 2: what a kleptwhore.
by IlovecaCash August 10, 2011
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