A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party
I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!
Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax
, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spot
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice
Synonyms: Snot rag
, handkerchief, tissue
“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot
“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!
Q: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
Term for tissue used by people who insist on sounding like some cunt off friends.
I must find the Kleenex before I have a Sherman Tank
Having a pale complextion. Being very untan. Phospherous glow.
Kim has the look of a kleenex!