Kloeckner 

A person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight? Can I get a lift?"

"Dont try an pull a Kloeckner on me again"

Kloeckner by Anonymous July 30, 2003

kloeckner 

A very rare form of mammal that was discovered in the mountains of Peru.
Hygiene is definitly optional in this species. Tends to wander aimlessly during daylight hours and night time activity is to scary to even comprehend.

I thought I found sasquatch, but it was just Kloeckner.

kloeckner by Snacktray March 26, 2003

klecker 

To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.

I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.

klecker by Tugbo November 16, 2006