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3. klaxon
klaxon is a bell

So if you want to call someone a bell end just call them a Klaxon
he's a proper klaxon
1. Klaxon
A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!
You're a right bloody klaxon mate!
by disableddan Feb 17, 2005 add a video
2. Klaxon
A 'klaxon' is a man who is in a relationship with a women who is far superior than him in terms of looks and personality and he is punching far above his weight
person 1:Look how fit she is over there
person 2:yeah mate shes bang tidy,whats she doin with that ugly bastard tho!
person 1:yeah what a klaxon that bloke is!
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