classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

classbooking by anthubc2010-classbooking October 9, 2010

klaasbooking 

The practice of posting random, off-the-wall comments to one’s status in an underhanded attempt to provoke others into an otherwise senseless, yet humorous, conversation or debate. Of course, it could be humorless and meaningless altogether.

...isn't ready for this busy week. Or for it to be February already.

...was starting to feel like I was ready for a dog. Then I witnessed one have its toenail too closely snipped tonight. And the blood that ended up all over the living room floor was enough to make me wait a few more years.

...isn't really jealous of Mark or Mike's five-year pins. Guess I'm just Klaasbooking again.

klaasbooking by ihavenoklaas February 4, 2010

classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

classbooking by ubcanth2010-classbooking October 9, 2010