United Klans of America

After the decline of the KKK and a several million dollar lawsuit against the group, the former members got together and formed the UKA, or United Klans of America. The organization is about 5000 strong currently and does not hold a huge force in current affairs. The organization is scattered and hopefully will grow back to a larger, more powerful group to oppose the Black Panthers and NAACP in a non-violent way. The group is not so much a racist society, but it is more interested in the well-being and betterment of white people everywhere.

1. Damn those Klansmen and the United Klans of America, they sure hate niggers.

2. Jasper: "Look here nigger. If anyone's gonna be havin' sex with my sister it's gonna be me!"

3. Pite Wower!

United Klans of America by JARS December 6, 2006

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

Flat as Kansas by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023

Khansa 

Khansa mean gods gift beautiful princess a very special person who will marry and Ali

She’s such a khansa

Khansa by Sing bing February 10, 2019

kansei dorifto 

A hella badass inertia drift, made by professional drivers and street racers. The phrase is largely associated with the first episode of the popular anime Initial D, where the phrase spawned.

Guy 1: NANI?!
Guy 2: KANSEI DORIFTO!

kansei dorifto by Nitrocidic_UB June 15, 2017

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

khansa 

An awesome girl who's fun to be around and loves a good joke.

"Khansa is an awesome chic"

khansa by Kaykay08 October 19, 2013

Klangst 

When you're reading/looking at art of klance (Keith x Lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad shit is happening (and it's really angsty)

Lance fell to his knees in defeat. The only thing he could do now was plead. "Keith.. You can't leave Voltron. We need you.. I need you. Doesn't that matter?" He felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as Keith looked away from him. (Basically klance moments and angst= klangst)

Klangst by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016