ass-klamp 

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

ass-klamp by Jamboo August 29, 2006

klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.

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klapaucius

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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016

Klammaborgari 

When she (or he) has severe chlamydia and it has a resemblence of a cheeseburger in one’s pants.

Elín is the biggest klammaborgari in school.

Klammaborgari by siturdur February 9, 2018

Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'

If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

Mein Kampf test by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016

kampret 

Indonesian word that literally means 'bat' but people use it as a swearing word that means like 'damn' or 'shit'.

"kampret, I forgot to bring my xbox"
"but darling, you have me now"
"I'm sorry honey, but xbox is an integral part of my life too"
"kampret"

kampret by sugarcane12 May 18, 2014

khamphobic

a hatred for Kham Gibson

newrow is khamphobic

khamphobic by scarlett ig December 3, 2021

Klaphat

Is a hat with a string and clapping hands used for supporting your sport team, But also a word for a really stupid person.

*oh my god, he fell over drunk again, that guy is such a klaphat

Klaphat by Willyn November 10, 2014