kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki 

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

Kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki 

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Kalabe 

He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile

Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine

Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.

Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan

Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

Kalamabooze 

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.

I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.

Kalamabooze by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010

Kaalan 

I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...

Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019