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kittyfisherman

a person who hunts cats with a fishing rod.

kittyfisherman is a non metaphor

alieeeeeee
oi, fishyman, is that cat in your fishing line or is flerb your gerbington.

get your rod out my ass you catfishing cumdumpster.

yes i am a kittyfisherman.
yes i fish for kitties.
kittyfisherman by simonshoes July 6, 2007
ADJ-

being of cat descent or providing a safe home for kittens/cats.

liking cats is also frowned upon and could result in extermination.

1. Owning a kitten/cat and naming it.
2. Liking the outward appearance of a cat.
3. Opinion that cats are wonderful.
1. Kittish people are troublesome and cannot be kept.
2. Kittish animals should be done away with.
Kittish by Greenbrier February 5, 2007

Kittyism 

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant
She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..
Kittyism by Kitty November 26, 2004

kittyshouldstopdoingthis

meaning kitty should stop doing this coz hes gay
kittystopdoingthis or i'll come rip your bollocks off and shove em down your throat
kittyshouldstopdoingthis by dave! February 16, 2003
Using outdated photos of yourself on dating apps from when you were a cuter, more attractive version of yourself while having no current photos
How was your date last night?

It was weird, I was kittyfished. Let’s just say he looked very different from his pre-pandemic photos on his profile
Kittyfish by TimTam69420 November 22, 2021

kittyshit 

1. (noun) An annoying cat.
2. (noun) The excrement of cats, manure.
Don't scratch on the couch, you little kittyshit!
Ew, kittyshit...
kittyshit by Random14YearOld March 18, 2022