| 1. | kitty-dog | ||
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kit-ty-dog. noun. (kit-tee-dawg)
A dog relative to or smaller than the size of the average house cat. I love my kitty-dog. He's the perfect purse accessory!
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| 2. | dog legs | ||
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When a crack whore is taken in the alley for sloppy seconds, and four latinos bang her; hence the name "dog legs". Also known as "giraffe shuffle" beacuase of four penis like extremities. Latino 1: that whore was great, lets take her back for some dog legs.
Latino 2: Sounds great ese. |
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| 3. | pussy dog | ||
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A female dog; a bitch. A synecdoche that modifies the dog by reference to a physical attribute unique to its gender (the female dog's "vagina" or "pussy"). "That Moira be a reaaaal pussy dog!" Matt said.
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| 4. | dog faced straw explosion | ||
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exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow" "woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
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| 5. | Smarterchild | ||
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A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
more...
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too. I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too. Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too! WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on. ~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up? I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything? SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... OK, should we get back to the kind of question... |
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| 6. | kitty snickers | ||
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A treat enjoyed by many dogs consisting of a cat turd with kitty litter stuck all over it I wouldn't let bingo lick your face. I just saw him eat a kitty snickers.
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| 7. | lime kitty | ||
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a kitty that deystroys clock spider while wearing a fashionable helmet made out of a lime peel Man1: Wow! We have a clock spider!
Man2: Don't worry. I call lime kitty. |
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