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Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten
Kittenality by Kittenality May 18, 2008

Kittenfish 

When someone looks more attractive in pictures than they do in real life, to the point where you doubt its the same person.
She's gorgeous on Instagram but shes a kittenfish.
Kittenfish by Thatgirlbutnotjess October 8, 2016

Kittenface 

Aka. Billy Shallow, A cute little male kittycat who spends the majority of his time sleeping. It's easy to love him and he'll happily purr away!
Have you only just woken up kittenface?
Kittenface by Luluxxxxx May 8, 2011

kittenfishing 

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.
The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.

Kittenmuffing 

The female version of teabagging... 'nuff said.
Dude i cant believe she kittenmuffed you. Some revenge for all the times we've teabagged her when she was asleep.

Kittenmuffing is so fun to do to people, who wouldnt want to put their crotch on someones face as a prank. Now guys cant have all the fun, girls can get in on some of the action as well.
Kittenmuffing by Laura14 August 20, 2006

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.
kittenloaf by Brass March 29, 2004