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1.
An internet slang term for masturbation
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
by Siki November 15, 2003
 
2.
euphemism for masturbation
brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
 
3.
masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::
marcus has never ever killed a kitten
by krysti and mandy December 05, 2003