An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.
Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*
by xx0numb0xx August 11, 2010

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A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the lions den.
We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose!
by Christobon December 18, 2007

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any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.
a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims,

"kitten!"

while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims,

"kitten!"

a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted,

"herro kitten!"

while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames,

"kitten!"
(note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)
by bilonious monk November 23, 2007

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Cute cat. In my opinion the best type of cat you can own. Best breed. Lives the longest, and has the cutest mew. More advantages to it than the common cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS
Person 1: HEY LOOK! I got a cat
Person 2: My kitten is better, cuter, and lasts longer.
Person 3: HEY HEY! It's my turn to use the cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS
by jimjambo April 12, 2007

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When speaking of drugs kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.
Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)
by Margo January 06, 2004

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Chick that is bad ass beyond human explanation, and can whoop ass like kimbo.

Kittens can be used to describe a scummy chick with a big forehead who thinks they are the shit and steals peoples clay!
Holy shit Garth just got his ass whooped by that kitten!

or....

Suck MY Dream KITTEN!
by Seven Inches of Fury February 19, 2008

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What God kills whenever you masturbate
I like masturbating better than kittens. Sorry.
by bbbbb July 08, 2005

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