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The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.
Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten!"
Kitten: "Meow!"
Unsuspecting victim: *dead*
by Sean McAwesome October 09, 2008
 
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a baby cat! sometimes they can't meow properly yet and they are sooo cute!
my kitten is my baby!
by Dave March 16, 2005
 
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An baby cat. Also known as a kitty. They have sharp little claws and teeth and can be nasty sometimes, but they are soft, cute, and totally lovable. Their meow is just precious to hear. Be gentle; kittens are delicate.
Some people have real problems if they say that they want to hurt cats and/or kittens. How could anybody even think of hurting such cute little things?
by Lorelili March 31, 2006
 
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1. An immature cat.
2. An adorable ball of fur with big eyes that uses its powers of cuteness to manipulate human beings into submission and slavery.
3. An adorable, yet insane, tiny monster with teeth and claws.
Aww, what an adorable kitten! OWWWW!!! Get it off of my arm!!! It hurts!!!

by Liz Canyon November 16, 2006
 
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Cute little fluffballs
I like kittens and beans.
by Kitty Mc Meow November 02, 2003
 
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kitten (kit'en) n.

A small, sometimes domesticated animal; usually a pet; a member of the cat family, wants to grow up to be a lion, tiger, leopard, etc; thinks the world revolves around her; is probably right.
the kitten is very pretty
by Cerina February 19, 2006
 
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little fluffy bastards
by Anonymous March 02, 2003
 
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The casualties of masturbation.
"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004