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females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.
I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.
by sneakybeaver November 29, 2010
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poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"
"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!
by misssmartypantslolpants January 29, 2009
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A young, attractive woman 21-25 years of age. Not to be confused with Puma, Cougar or Jaguar.
T-Mo and I met these sexy kittens and they purred all night.
by LLDeech August 14, 2007
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Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

by PurpleTanya September 28, 2007
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A kitten is the opposite of a cougar. It is a word used to describe a woman who is 15 years or more younger than the man she is dating.
Charlie is 54 years old and dating Sara a 32 year old. Sara is a kitten because she is a lot younger than Charlie.
by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014
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Like a cat, but a ninja-in-training
your kitten will try to steal your tuna without you noticing.
by iwillneverbeafraidagain January 18, 2012
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|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

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PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
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by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008
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