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1.Not quite a kilo, not quite a litre. Something I said in maths when the teacher accidently typed in kitre instead of litre for this weird online maths thing.

2. Coincidentally, a litre of something that also has enough density to weigh a kilo.

"Oi! Cecil! Pass a kitre of that dodgy milkshake will ya?"
by Fiona Hildred October 14, 2007
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