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Put it in the kitchenaid 

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!
Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

Kitchenator 

The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and legend. A word-perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.

Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.

Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.
Don't fear your BURDS are safe, the Kitchenator is here to save the day, kk.
Kitchenator by The Urban Fox July 8, 2010

Kitchenware sexuality 

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality
you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

Kitchennazi

The role that the host must play when his/her guests start raiding the kitchen, usually when munching. And he/her must chase after the people opening the pantries and rip the food out of peoples hands. Can usually turn violent
"I was smoking at Tom's house the other day, and he had the best cheesecake but he was being a kitchennazi, so I couln't have any"
Kitchennazi by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008

kitchenade 

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen
Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.
kitchenade by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009

Kitchening

Kitchening is verb and is either a present participle or a gerund. it refers to all acts commonplace in kitchen, of no difinitive type. This includes but is not limited to cooking, dining, washing dishes, entertaining, midnight snacking, or sneaking a scoop of your roommates ice cream

Though the etymology finds origin in American English, it can be used in reference to any intergalactic uni/multiveral kitchen or kitchenette.
Come over! I just cleaned the house and in the mood to do some kitchening now that there's a place to put down a couple martini glasses.
Kitchening by Avi Shankar May 11, 2017