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an underaged girl having sex with r kelly in the kitchen, while he is most likely peeing on her
sex in the kitchen, over by the stove
put u on the table by the buttered rolls
hands on the counter, on your tippie toes
we'll be makin love like the restaurant was closed
by Thay Thay February 07, 2005

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