| 57. | Anal Astronaut | ||
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n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser. At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.
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| 58. | schmoozing | ||
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The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique). "Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
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| 59. | Enslin | ||
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1. somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
2. Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts. 3. One who fails miserably at something after premature boasts of achievement 4. a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation 5. Often a recipient of "kissing the curb" 6. A person who exaggerates his entire life story. What a stupid Enslin, he has no clue what he is talking about
I just pulled an Enslin. I juked out 7 guys and stiff-armed the kicker. Enslin get off my nuts. STFU Enslin. Why Are you stuffing sparklers up your butt? You are such an Enslin. |
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| 60. | sphincter kiss | ||
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a sphincter kiss is when two people. man to man. female to female or male to female, spread there butt cheeks, touch sphincters and pucker thems up to kiss. surprisingly this is very arowsing to some humans but is more common to the primates, orangutans are the primates to most likely to do so. assholes puckering up and touching to release air into eachother = sphincter kiss
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| 61. | Asskissitis | ||
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Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude. Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
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| 62. | Thrusting | ||
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Thrusting is when you're up against someone kinda humping them but just pushing them closer to you or yourself onto them at the main waist point. Girls especially love it when being kissed and then pulled up against whoever by having that person's hands on their butt and being pulled. Guys seem to like it the opposite, when the girl is the one pulling on the guy. Since some guys don't like their ass being touched, girls will usually grab the side of the guy's pants. Boy #1: Oh my god, last night i was kissing my gf and she totally started thrusting me.
Boy #2: That's normal, i do that to my gf and she loves it. |
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| 63. | horny | ||
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to be sexually aroused
ex. I was in my apartment with my friend steph. We were going to watch a movie she brought over. she put the movie in and hit play, i was expecting a chick flick, however, it was a porno movie that was in the wrong case. i went to stop it and then steph said no please keep it on so i did. i was so turned on watching it and she could see how much it was turning me on my 12" penis was making a bulge in my pants and i saw her looking. without saying anything she looked at me and then jumped on top of me kissing my lips massaging her tongue with mine. i then slid my head to her neck and began sucking and biting i moved up to her ear and whispered very softly for her to take my pants off and then i nibbled her ear driving her wild. she took my shirt off revealing my rock solid abs and i took her shirt off showing her leopard print bra and her 34C breasts.her boobs were jumping out of her bra so i slowly sexually removed her bra with my teeth. she decided she was then going to do as i asked and remove my pants. she took my zipper in her teeth and slid it down while unbottening them she slid them down slowly. i was so horny and i couldnt take my eyes off her huge breasts. i was sitting on the sofa with my boxers on and she walked to the kitchen and when she came back she was completely naked and her vagina was covered in whip cream. i was so excited i got up and licked every last bit of whip cream off and ate her out til she orgasmed i then groped her breasts and placed my face in between them and then sucked her nipples. meanwhile she had her hands down my boxers tickling my balls and playing with my long penis.It felt so good i didnt know how to deal with the pleasure.she then started to bend down and pulled my boxers with her so i was naked. i took her head with my hands and moved it towards my penis. she then licked the sides of my penis and licked circles around the tip of my penis and moved all the way back while simutaneously massaging my balls. she did this for an hour until i had orgasmed 15 times. i then layed down with my legs spread and she knealed between my legs and took my fully erect penis in her mouth and deep throated grabbing my balls to push my penis in deeper. i then orgasmed and flipped over so i was on top i slid my penis into her and played with her clitoris with my finger driving her crazy. she climaxed and was having the longest orgasm ever. she was so pleased and so was i. we continued to have sex for an hour. then got dressed because she had to be home. as she was leaving she kissed me and put both her hands down my pants and played with my penis as i put my hands down her pants and squeezed her butt. she turned me on again and she decided to stay overnight. we had oral sex and sex all night long.... im so horny
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