kiss my piss 

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.

Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)

kiss my piss by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018

kiss my shoes 

Something you tell a person when you want to show your dominance over them. Most popularly known for its use in the movie "The Fast and the Furious", where Johnny Tran (portrayed by Rick Yune) forces Ted, the guy with the engines, to tell him where there are.

Can easily be used as a response to anyone who asks you for a favor, or to make them feel like an insignificant human being. Or more simply, to get those Spoon engines for your Honda S2000 to make it a ten second car.

Hey Ted, kiss my shoes?

kiss my shoes by RRCsteve December 10, 2010

Kiss My Grits 

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.

Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"

Kiss My Grits by topaz49 June 23, 2013

kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

kiss my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

Kiss my face!

Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers on you're face cheek.

Looks as if you're horse beat mine, Alan.

Reply: Kiss My Face!

Kiss my face! by Clareol July 17, 2003

kiss my ass bitch 

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

kiss my ass bitch by Ryan October 25, 2004

kiss my chuddies 

To place your lips in a puckered fashion on ones underpants. Generaly reserved for situations involving male underware.

(in reply to a disagreable statment) "Hey! Kiss my chuddies, bitch!"

kiss my chuddies by Mixer September 5, 2003