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well kirts are really hot they have pretty eyes and the best friend you could ever have always right there by your side you could never find someone else like them!!
oo kirt is really nice
by kirt12345 April 03, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A very handsome and intelligent guy. A great smile and beautiful eyes along with a huge massive penis.
Hey did you meet kirt?
Yah I met him yesterday, what a great person! I thought he had three legs but it was just his huge penis.
by nate132004 May 31, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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my best friend. possibly THE most beautiful person in the world. no1 can replace her
i love u 4eva kirt! bf4e
by KateY November 12, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Hey, Kirt has a massive dong
by Lelfkfockfbr February 06, 2017
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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