Originated during the 2003 Francis Howell North tennis located in St. Charles, Missouri. The word is based around Kirk M. the #1 player for the class of 2005. When Kirk would pull of bullshit shots,which happened very frequently, the opponent would be "kirkumcised". The word later got used for when kirk made any good shot, not necesarily a bullshit shot.

(Kirk hits ball into net and it rolls over to opponents side) Kirk says, "Hahaha, my net, you were just kirkumcised bitch."

Oponent says, "Fuck you kirk, your such a lucky bastard, go to hell"

Kirk says, "HEHEHEH"

kirkumcised by Mike Fanger July 16, 2008

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captain kirkumcision

The act of "wanking" to Star Trek.

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.

captain kirkumcision by andrew nelson brown December 29, 2007

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Kirkulate

To state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion.

"John, we've got to... get beer... I... can't... handle this... sober!"
"Dude, don't kirkulate at me, there's whisky at the gig."

Kirkulate by Chubmonkey June 17, 2008

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Kirkules

While they believe their best qualities to be strength, humour and attractiveness they are often mistaken and primarily described by others as self centred or 'up himself' this rare breed of young Male has a tendency to exceed his alcohol tolerance prematurely often ending in disaster well before midnight.

They unknowingly repel women by their obscene dance moves and verbal diarrhoea (and the occasional physical vomit) when in the presence of females.

These individuals are often fascinated by 'Bananas' and are never seen alone. Preferring to travel in packs or as a duo (see Wizniak).

'Hey man, Have you seen Kirkules?'
'Yea dude, he passed out after vomiting on Kao!'
'But its only 10pm!'

Kirkules by Banana_George May 5, 2014

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