Kirbies are fond of alcohol/ drugs and all the associated behaviour. Common traits are slight stupidity, vanity, aggressively sexual behaviour, an irritating put on laught and/ or voice. The women are usually blonde (or died blonde) and the men are often large rugby playing types (or wannabees)
This word could be concidered quite offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of three very different countries.
Lauren: Proper Kirbys!
Tom: I'm not really feeling Zulus tonight
Gary: I know, it's too much of a Kirby bar.
2. A man (or woman's) name, sometimes spelled "Curby" or "Cirby".
(Girl) Nobody cares...
2. My mom's name is Kirby, and she's the most amazing person I will ever meet.
A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.
It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.
His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
A kirby's intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.
2. because of a similar color, the name kirby is used to describe a women's clitoris.
3. (less commonly used) a Kirby is the name for a massage that ends with a happy ending.
Steve: Those games are for kids, besides all Kirby does is suck (laughs).
2. Mike: So what happened after the party with you and Cindy?
John: Let's just say I got close but I never saw a "Kirby".
3. Jim: After the massage, I slipped her $1000 dollars in chinese money, and she gave me hand.
Sam: Damn I wish I had gotten a "Kirby".