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Rise of Kingdoms 

A clickbaity ass game with awful fucking ads that can suck my dick.
You ever heard of how bad Rise of Kingdom’s ads are?

Rise of kingdoms likes to make awful ads for no reason idk why
Rise of Kingdoms by anonymous August 31, 2021

Romance of the Three Kingdoms 

Also known as "San Guo Yian Yi". A historical novel written by Luo Guanzhong. The setting of the story is based on the 3 kingdoms era. The 3 kingdoms were know as "Wei, Shu, and Wu". While Romance of the three kingdoms focuses more in to the "Shu" side (Liu Bei's side), and tends to fictionalize and fantasize them. 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' also views Liu Bei's enemy, Cao Cao, as a ruthless, evil tyrant. The novel also weakened and looked down many non-Shu characters as well

Most of the characters are historical characters from 3 kingdoms, but most of the "historical events" are fake. I'll point out the significant events
- Burning Cao Cao's ships in Red Cliff WAS NOT Zhuge Liang's idea, IT WAS all Zhou Yu's Idea
- Borrowing arrows with scarecrows and summoning eastern wind by Zhuge Liang is simply fictional
- Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei ARE NOT sworn brothers
- Zhuge Liang was more credited as a politican instead of a "military strategist"
- Zhou Yu was never jealous of Zhuge Liang, AT ALL, he died due to sever illness instead of getting pissed to death
- Guan Yu did not kill Wen Chou and Hua Xiong, Hua Xiong got killed by Sun Jian's forces while Wen Chou got killed by Cao Cao's forces
- Liu Bei DID owe JinZhou to Wu, Zhou Yu conquered the whole JinZhou after The Battle of Red Cliff AND lend it to Liu Bei
- Diao Chan is simply a fictional character, the murder of Dong Zhuo was planned by Wang Yun and Lu Bu

anyway here are the significant ones, i can list more...-_-

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a great novel indeed. But I recommend you to read it as a FICTION, not a HISTORY BOOK. And plus if you know the 3 kingdom history well you will find this novel pretty biased.

if you want to know more about 3 kingdoms history, read "san guo zi"

Star Kingdoms 

An otherwise good online strategy game that is ruined by the fact that most people who play it are ignorant teenagers who have no life.

These people spend every waking our trying to get better, at the total cost of a social life

Others drive people away from the game by repeatedly making up new "rules" for how to play, to eliminate the sense of competition and allow their feeble skills to let them survive instead of being torn apart by players who are actually good.
wtfux nub yer twice my size you cant hitzor meh that breaks Star Kingdoms Universal rule 7B in subsection 1A

shut up dumbass your kingdom sucks
Star Kingdoms by SK sucks January 19, 2009

varian and the seven kingdoms 

this is the best "spin-off" that was never green-lit. its the best thing to exist and it is proven!!
dude disney should have made vat7k / varian and the seven kingdoms.
i know right? it was so good.

The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP

A curse that effects any YouTube LP'er (Let's play) that causes them to stop LP'ing during the course of Kingdom Hearts, thus making it a game so far cursed on YouTube.
Youtuber #1 "Shit SSoHPKC is taking on The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP!"

Youtuber #2 "Oh no! We have to stop him!"

*Epic fight scene ensues*

Fallen Kingdom 

The true try not to cry challenge.
Bro, have you seen Fallen Kingdom?”
“God dammit don’t make me cry again!”
Fallen Kingdom by Bastion #1 October 11, 2018