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1. Kendal From Kingdom Under Fire
The Best warrior ever in gaming history who kicked the crap out of Master chief and killed him and Killed Altair who then got raped in hell by Satan's pals, (Which is why he's not in Assassins creed 2) He also beat the shit out of Regnier the demon who thought he was the best.

Later Kendal came accross a bunch of Gaylords in Encablossa's gay dark twisted dimension, Kendal killed all the Gaylords and then draged their souls down to hell were they got tortured with the gaylord Uberfuzzy.

Next Kendal beat the shit out of Encablossa and got back into our universe and started a massive crusade to kill all gays in his world, the gays were all killed which is why you see no gays in Kingdom Under Fire.

Next Kendal prayed to God for power and he got it, with the power he got, Kendal killed the second last gay Michaeldsuarez, who then got raped in hell painfully.

Kendal then killed the last gay, Jon the Mon who then went hell straight away.

After all the gays were killed, Kendal started a massive crusade on Lesbos, The queen of them: GW-ShadowPhoenix was killed by kendal and her body was given to the poor people, who raped and ate her dead body while her soul got raped by Satan in hell.

Kendal then killed the rest of the lesbos and sent them to hell.

Next Kendal elbowed Uriel Septim VII in the face and killed him. Uriel then got raped in hell by one of Satan's demons, while in hell Uriel screamed, " CLOSE SHUT MY ARSE! NOOOOO GET IT OUT!"

Kendal later had a huge tower built ...
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2. Kendal From Kingdom Under Fire
Kendal From Kingdom Under Fire was a user on the Fable wikia who managed to get that Wikia's admin banned.

After he got that loser banned, he made a site about the game known as Fable III being crap and pathetic the site comes up in Position 6 when you type Fableiii up on the internet, even the developers of the crap and pathetic game called Fable III have seen the site.

Anyone who fights and wins, can be called Kendal from Kingdom Under Fire.
I am A Kendal from Kingdom Under Fire!

I have won all my battles!
3. wtf armor
This is the type of armor found mostly in medieval fantasy worlds, RPG's and Comic books. It is molded to fit the shape the female body usually including a metal brassiere and metal shaped panties, but does not cover areas like the thighs or the stomach or even the back. This armor can also include high heeled boots. The armor is just as effective as its normal counterparts with the same name.
"She's wearing some wtf armor"

People that wear wtf armor:
Wonder Woman
Ivy from Soul Calibur 1,2,3
Every female Character in Kingdom Under Fire
4. Kefka
Kefka is the primary villain in the Squaresoft video game Final Fantasy VI (known as Final Fantasy III in the U.S.). Kefka is an insane, egomaniacal villain who starts out as a mere lackey but eventually acquires godlike powers. He is perhaps best remembered for his dedicated sound effect, a shrill maniacal cackle.

Kefka, as a character, has had a profound impact on the Final Fantasy series as well as role-playing games, and story-driven video games in general. Beyond his popularity with fans of the game, his presentation as a character was radically different from other final bosses, who were often large, demonic figures with no bearing on stories in video games other than to serve as a final challenge. Kefka broke this tradition, not only for his portrayal as a largely humorous character, but also plotwise, beginning the game as a low-level yes-man, gaining influence and power before finally becoming a global threat.

Kefka's full name is Kefka Palazzo, although this is not actually mentioned in the game. His first name is believed to be derived from the name of the author Franz Kafka.

Kefka, though a profoundly unique individual from the series, is also one of the most forgotten. Squaresoft, now Square-Enix, popularized the Final Fantasy series with three-dimensional graphics in Final Fantasy 7, a worldwide phenomena that made the series a mainstream cult following. The change was brought when President Yamauchi of Nintendo disputed with Squaresoft and refused t...
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5. Howl
Poem by Alan Ginsburg
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,

who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated

who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war,

who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,

who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror through the wall,

who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York.

who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night

with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls,

incomparable blind streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping toward poles of Canada & Paterson, illuminating all the motionless world of Time between,

Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, w...
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6. Zhuge Liang
Zhuge Liang (Kongming)
Born 181 AD - Died 234 AD
53 Years
Place of Birth - Yangdu, Langye

Zhuge Liang was a Taoist scholar, also known as Wo Long, or Sleeping Dragon. As a youth he lived as a hermit after escaping from his home with his brother, Zhuge Jin.

Xu Shu recommended Zhuge Liang as his successor to Liu Bei when he was ensnared in a plot by Cao Cao. Liu Bei paid three visits to the hermit, and finally on the third visit, Zhuge Liang consented to be his strategist, as he was impressed by Liu Bei's sincerity, virtue and morality.

Zhuge Liang personally travelled to Wu to make an alliance against Cao Cao. The battle of Chi Bi took place, Zhuge Liang made the southern wind blow, and Cao Cao fled defeated in the wake of the fire attack.

During this period, Zhuge Liang advised Liu Bei to conquer as much of the Southlands as possible so the Three Kingdoms Strategy could be used. Liu Bei's forces took Cheng Du, and established the Shu Kingdom. Shu, Wu and Wei now struggled to unify China.

Liu Bei became King of Hanzhong and then Emperor of Shu, yet when his sworn brother Guan Yu was executed by Wu, and his other sworn brother assassinated as he slept, he swore revenge.

With both wings torn, he invaded Wu, but was defeated by the talented young strategist Lu Xun and the much smaller Wu force. Liu Bei passed away, and Liu Chan succeeded him, before hand, Liu Bei entrusted Zhuge Liang with Shu if his son was unfit to rule.

Zhuge Liang led a campaign a...
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by Bruce Feb 4, 2005 add a video
7. Christianity
Christianity is the largest religion in the world today. Adherents to it are called Christians. Although beliefs within Christianity are extremely varied, it can for the most part be characterized by the following beliefs:

1) God

Most Christians believe in one and only one God, Creator of heaven and earth. Christians worship the same God as Jews and Muslims. He is eternal, uncreated, all-powerful, all-knowing, merciful but just, absolutely good, and possesses many other divine qualities. Most Christians believe that God exists in a Trinity (tri-unity): that is, there are three Beings or Persons within God. These are the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. This is not to be mistaken for polytheism, or belief in multiple gods. No, Christians believe in a single God in three Persons. They are united in substance, will, nature, and so on. This is called hypostatic union. Specific beliefs on God vary very much in Christianity.

When referring to God, most Christians use male pronouns, for many reasons, but increasingly in churches affected by feminism God has begun being referred to as a She. This has pagan connotations, however, and a mother, as the passive partner in sex (the one being penetrated while the man penetrates), does not accurately reflect the active Creator aspect of God. Furthermore, God is a spiritual Being (according to most Christians, at least), not One who is physically male or female. In any case, Christians usually capitalize words referring to God...
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