the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.
Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"

Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"

Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
by romario187 June 12, 2011

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When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"
GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

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A sandwich created by urban legend King James Royalty. It consists of a cheese steak made Philly style (with cheese wiz) French fries stacked on top, served in a wrap that is not cut in half with a side of ketchup. Horrible for your health but amazing for your taste buds.
Dam nigga I gosta get me one of dem King James's I've been hearin bout. Ya das whats up.
by Anton Andresen December 05, 2005

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a long hair, normally by itself randomly.
ewww, i got a King James on my chest
by James Green May 24, 2005

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1.LeBron James

2.This guy from a bible
King (LeBron) James >>>>>>>>>>> King James
by haters; August 24, 2006

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lebron james
king james cant dunk but he rains them 3's
by king james the 3rd February 22, 2009

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1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.
1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.
by combat_rock November 08, 2003

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