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18. king
the only real government.
The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!
by Asshat Jan 23, 2005 share this add a video
1. King
Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."
2. king
A ruler of a country a Malesor.
Bitch1:Aint that the king?
Bitch2: No you gotta be a Malesor to become a king.
Bitch1: Oh aint that some shit.
3. king
awesome, above the rest, the bomb. etc used when refering to something
"the m16 is king, i love that gun"
4. King
1. A male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom.
2. A competitor who holds a preeminent position.
3. A very wealthy or powerful businessman.
4. One of the four playing cards in a deck bearing the picture of a king.
5. Weakest but most important chessman.

Noun: King
1. United States woman tennis player (born in 1943).
2. United States guitar player and singer of the blues (born in 1925).
3. United States Baptist minister and charismatic civil rights leader who campaigned against the segregation of Blacks (1929-1968).
Arnab Roy chowdhury is a king of hearts.
5. King
A powerful amphetamine based stimulant often used by clubbers.

Misuse has words attached to it named after chess.
A. He's check mated.
B. Where is he?
A. On the floor of the smoking area.

A. He was holding the prince but security still let him in
B. Fuck, that was lucky
6. King
Noun:
Peerless. Used as a synonym to rules.
Brad: So have you seen Wall-E yet?
Frank: Yeah, that movie is king!
Brad: King?
Frank: Because it rules!
7. king
adj.) (1) having or showing a generous nature (2) revealing a truly bad-ass nature
I just moved to Chicago, and my friend invited me to Thanksgiving dinner. That was so totally king.