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The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!
by Stiffboy May 09, 2005

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toilet turds
A pile of shit on the ground. See DoucheBag.
The KingTurd fell off.
by Muddy August 19, 2004