A cum king is a man or woman who demonstrates the ability to cum and be cummed on more than the average person according to a study by the University of California.
Hello, are you a cum king (queen)?

Yes. I am a cum king because I have cummed and been cummed on fairly frequently in my lifetime.
by KumKing April 4, 2011
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A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023
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A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
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The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.
Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup
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