|1.||King of the Nerds|
A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.
"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"