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1. king hit
1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target.
2. A Very Very large sized bong of cannabis.
1. "He tried to King Hit me, so I easily dodged to the right, jabbed him twice in the stomach, then let go a King Hit of my own while he was still keeled over."
2. "Ohhh...That waz a King Hit!"
by Diego Sep 4, 2003 add a video
2. King Hit
Hard and unexpected punch between the eyes.
This bitch flicked my nuts, so I king hit that ho.
3. king hit
What you do to a Kiwi who is full of shit.
"Jombi was being a wanker so I king hit him."
by Tyler Durden Jan 19, 2004 add a video
4. King hit
What you do to a lippy woman, child or cripple.
Sally the wheelchair bounded spastic made fun of my hat so when she turned around I king hit her in the back of the head as hard as I could.
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