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11. king arthur
A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.
for an example of how this effects people see the other definition
by dedlymonkey Jul 8, 2004 add a video
1. king arthur
A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.
King Arthur was cool.
2. king arthur
Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.
He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.

Jesus.
3. king arthur
He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.
Don't let King Arthur unsheathed his sword or he'll cum-a-lot.
4. King Arthur
A man puts super glue in another persons anus. Then he inserts his penis into their anus and lets it dry, and tries to pull it out of "the stone"
Carl gave Hanna a King Arthur last night.
5. King Arthur
The Act of running away from someone or something in a similar fashion to that on the Epic film The Holy Grail, Shouting "RUN AWAY!!"
"She's a Dog King Arthur it boys"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"
6. King Arthur
When ramming your penis inside a woman's anus really fast and then pull out really slow like pulling out Excalibur from the stone
Dude last night me and my girl did anal and I gave her a King Arthur so if you see her walking funny then you know why.
7. King Arthur
King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult
Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!
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