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A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.
by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008
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A man puts super glue in another persons anus. Then he inserts his penis into their anus and lets it dry, and tries to pull it out of "the stone"
Carl gave Hanna a King Arthur last night.
by DJkevin66 December 02, 2009
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He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.
Don't let King Arthur unsheathed his sword or he'll cum-a-lot.
by Excalibur April 17, 2006
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Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.
He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.

Jesus.
by iang423 May 29, 2006
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The Act of running away from someone or something in a similar fashion to that on the Epic film The Holy Grail, Shouting "RUN AWAY!!"
"She's a Dog King Arthur it boys"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"
by Mullie beast February 13, 2009
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When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.
Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.
by Sir Isaiah Of Marion February 27, 2017
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When ramming your penis inside a woman's anus really fast and then pull out really slow like pulling out Excalibur from the stone
Dude last night me and my girl did anal and I gave her a King Arthur so if you see her walking funny then you know why.
by Seabass391 October 22, 2011
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