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A Kimin is the epitome of poise, perfection, grace, beauty, intelligence, compassion, and humility. Nothing will stop her from smiling and enjoying time with the people she loves. Whenever someone needs a friend or a sympathetic ear, they always go to a Kimin for comfort and advice. Rarely if ever are they wrong about anything, and they tend to be fairly self-motivated and independent. They also have a very caring/compassionate side with people they are close to and enjoy hugging/cuddling immensely. It takes a lot to rattle a Kimin, since Kimins generally have a cheery and optimistic disposition, not easily distracted by frivolous, cynical ramblings or entrapments. The words “super cool” also come to mind whenever people see a Kimin in action. She understands what is most important in life, cherishes every moment with friends/family, and is practically perfect in every way. See also: Kiminism (religion).
1. When in doubt, ask a Kimin to ensure success. (Scientifically tested and proven)
2. Yesterday the world tried to get me down, so I had to go all Kimin on it... and look at me now. (Pop-culture reference)
Kimin by Evidence_based_practice February 7, 2018
Drinking in your underwear. Coming home, taking off your pants, and cracking a cold one. Aka removing ones undergarments after a long day and drinking to relax.
After a shit week, I'm looking forward to a nice weekend of Kimming!
Kimming by Jezza from Alice February 19, 2019
A Kiminu is the funniest person you will ever meet in your life. He can be a dickhead but will ultimately be there if you need him to. He's just an all around likable guy and can mix well with people from all walks of life. If you have the pleasure of meeting a Kiminu, keep them in your life because you might never meet another!
Nicole: WoW I just had class with KIminu and he made me laugh so hard I peed myself
kiminu by NikkiN2000 May 25, 2019

Big Kimpin' 

Big Kimpin' is a form of pimping which originated somewhere in the East 60's of New Yorks, Manhattan Borough. Kimpin' is about a way of life which many females have adopted, NOT to be confused with gold digging. Big Kimpin' refers to women who "get thiers" (non-ghetto pronunciation) whether it be new clothes and jewelry, or simply playing golf and showing men "whats up." Many Kimpers are unaware of their powers but usually will still use them flawlessly. It is believed that the Alpha Kimp lives in Manhattan but can not be confirmed.
"Look at all those furs and diamonds...shorty is Big Kimpin'"

Joey: I'm the best golfer on the east coast.

Johnny: Couldn't be. I heard Big Kimp is embarassing dudes!

"Kimpin' ain't easy"
Big Kimpin' by ATL8 January 10, 2013
the greatest center of all time 11 inch cyooooooockkk a hilarious black the tall man big man BABA he is also pretty nice
Kiminou by Jesus and god amen October 15, 2021

Kiwiness 

A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.

B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.

C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.

D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."

B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."

C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."

D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
Kiwiness by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010